About Us

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

We've thrown a thin veneer of polish over a Rube Goldberg machine of suffering and inefficient logistics to bring you the latest in absurd and unnecessary fashion and accessories. 

Don't think too much into this. You're not personally saving the planet by purchasing a dropshipped hoodie. You're not participating in some grand campaign to wrestle the reins of decency back from whatever it is that's happening right now.

Now, all that said...

If you buy things from us, we can put more effort into ideating on more dumb things for you to buy. If you buy enough, we'll be able to do something good with your hard-earned dinero. 

Dead honest, that's the end goal. Pull on all the various vaguely and obliquely sinister levers of capitalism until it short-circuits and someone less fortunate gets a haircut or more trees get planted where there should be more. We haven't decided yet.

Everything we do comes out of Canada, in one way or another. 

So take it all in, bozo, and smile tolerantly. Because what else can you do?