"OH NO" Unisex 3/4 Sleeve Baseball Tee

Uni. Sex.

Powerful syllables. You know what those mean? 

That this temporally-frozen nodule of seething indifference can be worn by all.

Nay - should be worn by all. Always. Until it rots off your shambling edifice, gnawed away by the inexorable passage of time.

Hah, just kidding. Don't buy this. 

Product features
- Made from 48% polyester for durability and resistance to chemicals
- Featuring side seams for added structural support and shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar provides elasticity and shape retention
- Lightweight fabric at 3.6 oz/yd² ensures comfort and breathability
- Modern fit with a tear-away label, runs smaller than usual

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Or tumble it in a barrel of sand like you're polishing chainmail - we're not fussy. 

(Our loom operator insists I emphasize that the above note about sand barrels is in jest. This loom operator may not be with us for long.)