"OH NO" Unisex Jersey Tank

It's a unisex jersey tank. Do those words make sense together? The marketing folk tell me they do. Not sure I buy it.

It has a front and a back - the latest in apparel technology. What will they think of next?

Product features
- Side seams for durability and shape retention.
- Self-fabric binding for a seamless look.
- Breathable, lightweight fabric options.
- Designed for a true-to-size fit.
- Tear-away label for comfort.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) 
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean (Were you really going to?)